Cold is a Relative Thing. . .

I just got this e-mail from a lady I work with. I love it! Enjoy!

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . ..

65 above: Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Montana plant gardens.

60 above: Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Montana sunbathe.

50 above: Italian & English carswon't start.
People in Montana drive with the windows down.

40 above: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, woolhats.
People in Montana throw on a flannelshirt.

35 above : New York landlords finally turn upthe heat.
People in Montana have the last cookout before it getscold.

20 above: People in Miami all die.
Montanans close the windows.

Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico ..
People in Montana get out their winter coats.

10 below: Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.

20 below: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below: Santa Claus abandons the NorthPole.
Montanans get upset because their Snow-mobiles are hard to start.

40 below: ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Montana start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below: Hell freezes over.
Montana public schools will open 2 hours late.